cecil and carlos sitting in a tree
first comes love
then comes marriage
then comes a strange anthropomorphic blob of glowing goo that moved in one day while they were at work and refuses to leave so now it just sits in the middle of the living room and whines loudly whenever anyone switches the channel off of its terrible soap operas
cecil calls it steve.
You said you gotta be up in the morning, gonna have an early night
And you’re starting to bore me, baby
Why’d you only call me when you’re high?